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- Pow, right in the kisser! - No!
No, dummy. I'm gonna help make this a fat man's world
Warm buttery toast!
And cleanup is as easy as catching a ball in a cup.
Police also released this sketch of a female accomplice
I bet none of you can even find your own penis.
- Put this on. - Why?
Oh, Peter, there you are. This is my brother Patrick.
Let's start the bidding at 1000 Javelins and 1000 Stingers
Find your penis! One Dollar! One Dollar! Find your penis!
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And you should be ashamed of yourself for locking up your own son.
Fuck… You
#7757 #5639 #7717 #9029
Doctor said I was too healthy, you know?
You know, sometimes the old-fashioned playthings are the best.
- Oh, thank God! - Wait, wait, wait. Hang on a second.
This is your driver's license, isn't it?
Don't even know how. Too good of shape.
AND PATROL THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TERRITORY STOMACH GROWLING FUCK, YOUR HUNGRY STOMACH GROWLING REAL MOTHERFUCKING HUNGRY BARKING SHE WANTS YOU TO FUCK HERE BUT I CAN'T I GOTTA FUCK WITH THE PACK SLUT AVIVA DO YOU HAVE THE ARCTIC WOLF NIGGA DISC RIGHT HERE CUNT
- We're finished. - Will someone tie my shoe?
For the hundredth time, Lois, I won't forget. Nag, nag, nag.
I can't wait to meet the lunatic.
And no brother of mine is gonna be cooped up in some insane asylum.
- He's right. - Oh, my God.
- What? - What?
You don't deserve to have sex with me.