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Put the cucumber right there. Do you think Patrick would be angry?
Um...
We'll pick this up again tomorrow.
It's perfectly understandable that he'd invent an imaginary companion.
All right, listen up, everybody. I have something to tell you.
Yeah. Nobody's judging you, man. It's cool.
- That's a horrible story. - Yes.
Is it lonely up there on your pedestal, Patrick?
My, they're much worse than I thought.
Have you lost your mind? He's incredibly dangerous.
- Take that, you bitch! - What the hell?
Oh, where are my manners? Marian is my wife.
He was a good man. He was a kind man.
Yeah, the Fat Guy Strangler's living here and there's a fat guy in the house.
Michael was one of our brothers.
After him!
- Eat it, Joe. Eat it! - No, no, no.
who doesn't love you anymore.
- You know what it is? - Duh, it's an apple.
Peter, it's me.
- Hello? - Lois, it's your father.
I was the one who found Bush after Hurricane Katrina.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a relief.
- Well, maybe it's a different Patrick. - Lois!
- Come on! What are you waiting for? - I can't.