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You know, and as a kid, I wasn't the athlete I am now.
- Not knowing when to shut up. - Yep, that's my thing.
If you want your key back, I totally understand.
- I am happy. - Damn it.
I just gave him your address. I didn't even think about it.
Really?
And what's the one kind of ship that can never sink? A "FRIIIIENDSHIIIIIP"
Okey-dokey.
Oh, ha, ha.
I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men.
When I left, I said, "I'll see you soon."
What do you know? You're a door.
You want to fire him, so you're gonna have to go do it.
- You know, he was just doing his job. - You know what?
And worse comes to worst, we can always reconsider the, uh, first one we met with.
- I should've told you. - No.
- Yeah. So? - Wow.
And, well, he does bits and impressions and limericks.
...with a guy who's as sensitive as you.
Clean? Not Just Health Department-Clean Monica-Clean!
I do limericks.
What kind of a guy makes delicate French cookies? Huh?
Hey, there's sensitive and there's too sensitive.
Uh, heh...
...what was the problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.
I want to be Mr. Wigglemunch.
- That was kind of rude. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- What, the blond with no bra? - She was blond?
Well, how's this?
"This thing that I'm looking at: Wow."
I know, right?
...that the chemistry isn't right. I'm sorry.
Fire trucks.
You know, I can't tell it again.
So you see, Wigglemunch, that's why it's important to share.
Honey, you know I think you're hilarious.
Uh, she worked for her last family for three years.
...on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
...is the funniest guy you ever met?