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This week with arianne zucker. starts right now
Frankly, I'd sooner be in any other state.
Damn it.
...and it was so beautiful.
- It's okay. - Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap.
Boy, we, uh, hadn't really thought of that.
And fried chicken could be fricken.
Okay, okay. See, that is the problem. He is too sensitive.
So those were pity laughs? PITY LAUGHS?
- No, "Three Blind Mice" goes like this. - I swear to God.
- Oh, that's great. - Yeah.
You gotta be at least bi.
I would never force you to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with.
And this may be crazy-soon, but I want you to have this.
All right, I'll call the cab company.
That's fair.
Okay. Okay. Stop it, you. You stop it.
...why it's a positive thing that we've spent all their money...
- See you later. - See you.
Maybe he didn't give you a chance.
- That was his name for me. - Oh, ha, ha.
- Ah! Oh, my God. David. - Hi.
Grumpus Grumpus
There's an old Russian expression, um, that goes:
But I really believe the most satisfying thing you can do with your life...
- Her name's Delia. - That's pretty.
I mean, you're funny. You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy.
Monica says that her maître d' is the funniest guy she's ever met.
If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would've brought more pizza.
Do you realize that man has cried in our apartment three times? Huh?
Is everything all right?
Mm.
Thank you.
No, it just reminds me of something this guy did today at work.
I'm sorry.
Not Just Health Department Clean... Monica Clean!