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What do you have to say about that?
Oh, I... I think we're in it now.
- Fuck! - I know, right?
I am Dan With A Plan Egan,
Yes, you do, Mike. We all do.
as a sex slave, did you not know?
Maybe I can wear this with something else.
Those guys are gonna wish they weren't dead.
- and they're no longer fat. - No, they don't.
was quite excellent.
Oh, my God.
- Uh... - Or would you like to comment?
Let's take some questions.
Eight pounds for two coffees? Thank you, America.
private secretary on the phone, stat.
I'm a big fan of your website.
All right. Dan Egan, 67, female.
- Right. - Fat people don't even vote.
Yeah, we met in Hong Kong.
Wow.
Yeah, they think folks who are physical can't be cerebral.
- Yeah. Football. - Right. Great.
Good guys.
I have never heard that phrase.
I found this thing called the Internet Archive...
- Daniwah, guys. - Daniwah!
- Ray Whelans, wellness consultant. - Pleasure.
how can he know about politics?
People are disturbed by your role.
- Hello? - Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for the lead,
So have you set up the secret Transatlantic Security Organization meeting
- Doesn't it? Seriously? - It does.
It's not like muscles in your arms.
if she listens to people like you
That is such a huge relief.
What's that?
I've gotta stick with Mike's words, you understand?
- She had to take another call. - Of course. Okay.
for sins committed in a previous life.
- I don't know. What do you think? - I think it's London.