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Season Amir! Season Amir!
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Here's to those guys.
To paraphrase My Fair Lady,
tell you how sorry I am that you had a massive nervous breakdown.
Is this Ryantology Jonah Ryan?
looking presidential, of course.
Está liberado os trabalhos! Vamos Beber.....
Yeah. Dan is so fired.
Poppins - hooray!
- It's a well-known phrase. - Is it?
You're an imbecile.
I'll see you at the press conference.
Poppins - hooray!
I think you look like a bitter person, maybe.
Everything was much easier when it was just floppy discs.
Dan's a fucking terrible campaign manager?
- do you know? - Well, that's kind of the idea, ma'am.
Gary, we're gonna have to get out of here
Why are you asking that?
Nicely done, Obi-Wah Kenobi.
Call him back. We've got to go in there and talk to Selina.
The vice president is fucking her personal trainer.
Good, 'cause I could use a nap.
tiny child balls?
But what about POTUS? Is there any more news from him?
I don't panic. I'm the fucking iceman.
by fat kids dressed as devils.
It's like riding...ein bike.
Well, he's a small child, so, underage.
Um... I think it's very nuanced.
And I'm gonna give him a Spoonful of Sugar!
No, I think he's just having a breakdown.
Beneath the dark soil of Passchendaele,
I'll tell you how I know,
So you Googled it.
Which is a type of beer. Don't worry.
He sounds like Peter Pan on all 4s!
Right. And I hope that honestly
There's no food in the voting booth.
The pain is right around there.
How much exactly did you weigh?
Wha...?
I was wondering if you were available this evening