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people think, He's a fitness guy,
They're not saying Daniwah. They're saying down in one.
60-Day Shred.
The Transatlantic Security Organization...
Hey, is FLOTUS having an affair?
finalizing a deal about the TSO?
Well, I-I don't know
Why does he have access to the G folder?
Ow.
DannyWa
I need you to get Selina a meeting with Prince Charles...
I'm not waiting on a guy to have sex with.
- Shh. It doesn't matter. - It does matter!
Two more. Two pints, please.
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Ma'am, the House of Commons voted to censure
Never mind. Not important.
This loss, though impossible to adequately comprehend...
Is that a thing? I might, now.
- Yes, ma'am. Thank you. - Okay.
How does this sound? In four years, 16 million perished.
Oh, what a shame.
Ray's gone. Trust me.
Season...Amir Season Amir!
No? Gary, what do you think?
I was just looking at one of my feeds right now.
You know what, let me just put this to rest, okay?
jiggly-ass ass?
You know, I thought it was some sort
Remotely, I might add. So from now on,
Siri, how many horses died in the First World War?
- Daniwah! - Daniwah!
That's lovely.
Not at me, though. It's not my fault.
Season...Amir ....Season Amir!!!
Sees in a mirror Sees in a mirror! Sees in a mirror!
He was getting into everything, you know?
God, I hate this stupid country so much.
Do you hate fat people?
- Excuse me one second. Ben. - Peter.
This speech is so beautiful. So beautiful.
- I think we're good. - Let's get out of here.
I got... I got this, I got this.
Yeah, they are.
- Okay. - Madam Vice President,
what we call soccer? That's one thing I don't...
I feel like Shakespeare when that monkey tried to make fun of him.
Running machines don't go anywhere.
Okay, Sue, listen. This is me, campaign manager,
- I wanted to interrupt you right now. - Ray is poison.
- Jonah's in London. - Oh, shit.
- This is the fuckin' Queen's china! - Shh!
I can handle one paper, guys. And you know this about me.
Tough call. Then again, you're a tough caller.
Selina just fired you as campaign manager,
Beneath the...
we need to get to the fuckin' church on time.
How about a coffee?
I think we probably should see this through to the end.