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Girls never really got me.
Would you lot hurry up already? Live or die, it’s your choice. I choose neither!
...pinball machines, the Renaissance...
Am I right? (CROWD JEERING)
And the award for outstanding achievement
LISA: Okay, I can talk my way out of this.
Do it, Lisa!
(LISA SOBBING)
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, no, that's still mandatory for everybody.
Ha-ha!, The Seymour is a cunt.
Well done!
(INDISTINCT PRAISE)
(ALL GASP)
but that's not going to happen to you.
The best math student in the whole school is a girl!
Class, settle down. We have a new student today.
(GASPS) They're coming down the aisles.
(BOYS CHEERING)
I love the use of streamers as blood.
(ALL GRUNTING)
(SIGHS) Fine, I'll beat up Ralph.
I'm glad I'm a girl, and I'm glad I'm good at math.
Ow!
Step the man from teaching hate
No, that's how it always looks.
Check it out!
Oh, no, of course not! Women are unique in every way.
Yes, yes, yes, I said "diarrhea."
Well, uh, honey, you're just as smart as a man.
To the day you are hit by a car
I feel like I'm doing it with a dude.
(LAUGHING)