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(clinking)
Marge, he brings me joy.
All the little children have-a the adult anxiety now.
Uh, sir, I'm kind of worried about a lawsuit.
ALL: Ooh...
I'm going to withhold... No, whatever you're going to withhold--
Yale wins! And only three killed!
our only growth industry.
I could never strangle a boy...
It's time for it to go.
Repeat, second set of stairs...
Take the second set of stairs.
(playing jazzy tune)
Good, good. Not that many mistakes at all.
Take 'em.
on my permanent record, and I get to bring a pig to work.
I was thinking we might want to save my 2014 Joke-A-Day calendar,
(pop)
3.999999999...
the way you used to feel about your honk-a-ma-flute.
Okay, okay, I hear you, Franziska Okay, okay, I hear you, Franziska
but my pig has to stay outside, like a common snowman?
(Plopper grunting)
Because that-a dog is a therapy animal.
will be my faithful companion.
(jazz playing)
Oh, isn't that-a sweet?
(barking)
(gasps) Spider-Pig?
(growling)
What are you doin'?
Wow, I've already got a taker.
Joyce Carol Oates!
Non-smoker only.
Are you here for my pig?
Is there anything you want to get rid of?
Excellent. Now, Doctor, the matter of your bill...
Okay, Plopper, I'm going to the little pigs' room.
with my beloved, ruthless papa.
(groans) Just take your pig and go
(Plopper squeals)