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I'm not really here.
Oh, fine. I'm leaving for New York tomorrow, which I hate.
But I get to see my son, who I love.
I think I'm having a stroke.
"When are you gonna grow up and realize I am your mom?"
I know you're still mad at me...
Do you come here a Iot...
Just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom...
Oh, my God.
- What the hell was that? - Phoebe just started
AII right. You be good.
But, phew!
No one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you.
Oh, I was gonna stop.
Dead guy getting hit in the groin 20, 30 times.
No.
No, because I know how to write men that women fall in Iove with.
You can usually find them on the heaving beasts.
Okay, so I'm not a great typist.
The thing after the opera with the girl with the trick hip?