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Follow me, but be warned:
But I'm a 40-year-old white guy who didn't go to college
by bulldozing our tire fire right into the sinkhole.
Oh, no!
Uh-oh. I...
Another thing that would be harder with four kids.
Well, maybe you and the car got off on the wrong foot.
They just leave the maple syrup on the table, huh?
Let's make a Thad Supersperm Jr.
Oh, it sure was nice to have a day together as a couple.
I'm going to a accident!
What's she up to?
Your phone just dialed me.
It says on your Facebook page you have no kids.
a dealer's invoice of $14,700.
than I'd expect.
...as the dangerous sinkhole continues to expand.
until she changes her mind.
Why don't we take the longer but nicer
I already got one wife telling me to eat healthy.
Ooh!
I have two Yorkies,
Room for two adults, three kids and zero grandpas.
Okay, but just for a minute.
I'm worried.
Homer, this is the point
the three children we have.
Ooh...
That's about three more jeopardized gunboats
Are you going to fix the faucet or not?
Sorry, guys.