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Mother, Father,
And second of all, this is 100% not Billy Joel!
Uh-huh.
Now, today, we have a new member-- giggity-- Chris G.
'cause now I can't wait for that tournament.
Mom, it's not that big a deal.
Child pornography?!
and walk around town.
Out. What?!
Place.
Not only that, I got the highest score on my Spanish test,
Okay, well, I don't want any of that stuff.
Oh, good, Chris.
I'm sorry, Lois, but it's not that simple.
When I was your age,
I know.
say say say say say gunded goded 10 10 10 10 o o o oooo o
I'm on vacation.
Ugh.
Now look to your right.
Now, come on, let's have more hard liquor and creamy soups.
people are gonna see you as a sex-crazed pervert.
painted like an ice cream truck, your lights are on.
That's not true either! No, this is it.
and I could really use a partner.
Definitely.
Well, Chris, you killed that librarian,
This or chemical castration.
I don't know what to say, but the laws just haven't caught up
Now let's just stop talking and have idiot actor sex.
Well, I just found out about these things called apps,
Sorry, I'll take that.
You are? Well, that's perfect.
And there's nothing you can do to change that.