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The jig is up!
Hey, I was a mall Santa, too.
Oh, what the hell.
Every kid thinks they're doing that this time of year.
Picture time.
I get to watch the life drain from your eye, your I...
Ah, that's another job I didn't get.
You can look. It's okay.
(laughter continues)
¶ Ding-dong, merrily on high ¶
had his jingle bell rung in a package deal gone boom.
Monty, it's 1935,
-Eh. -Can you write it with your blood?
Play this at my funeral!
(horns honking)
Let him go. I don't want to get blood
Sorry, I'm just about ready to leave your wonderful town.
Steve. Psst. Steve. Wait.
to reflect the horror in Bart's eyes.
Photos with Santa, $40.
("I Have a Little Dreidel" playing)
You don't think you packed in a little too much gunpowder?
you're C. Montgomery Burns.
-Whoo! -(weakly): Whoo.
(laughs)