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Silence, you contemptible shrew!
...and come right home.
Maybe one song.
"laugh 'n' cry
I'm a little gun-shy after what happened last time.
"Gimme, gimme, gimme what I cry for
What a delightful moniker.
Peter, I don't do those things because I enjoy them.
Like when we were dating. That oughta take your mind off the guys.
Well, go on! Start Ruing!
Okay. I'm sorry your kid's a brain dead stinking blue cheese feta!
All the shows are starting to run together.
...my husband hasn't been home all week!
You must be Lois.
Mom says she was really on last night.
All you gotta do is gut it, clean it, scale it, and cook it.
"It seems today that all you see
"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
"Lucky there's a family guy
Why don't I go buy some groceries and make us a nice romantic dinner?
"Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade"
And her hooters ain't bad either!
Meg, take Stewie upstairs.
I wanted you to play it.
...and stock it with plenty of frosty Pawtucket Patriots...
All right. Have fun, Chris.
I bet he also didn't tell you he never helps me around the house.
Not at all.
...like cooking and cleaning, is right in the house just waiting for you.
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"Or do you?"
Chris, go to your room!