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I just wanted to keep my bar.
...l'm gonna help out around the house and say "I love you" every day.
Call an ambulance. She's going into labor.
Bert, you're shouting again, Bert!
Very well then, I order you to kill me at once!
Hold up the picture. Let's see.
Let me finish the story, fellas. You don't want to be up all night.
But you see, I'm in searing pain!
...stand it here all day.
Then again, I'm the jealous type.
You hit my mom!
I can't wait to build one of these of my own.
You didn't tell us that part!
Bye-bye, Stewie. Mommy will be upstairs to kiss you good night.
All the stuff that makes you happy...
"But where are those good, old-fashioned values
Oh AOL, wherefore art thou? Whore!
Soccer moms!
Why spend time with your wife? If you build a bar in this basement...
Okay, so a Jewish guy and a Chinese guy walk into a bar, right?
You're right. It's better if I do it.
Hello?
Look everyone, Stewie drew a picture for his mommy.