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You know what? We just met.
And, you know, first kisses, and...
- Hey. - Hey! Um...
- No, I didn't! - All right, I took them.
- Hi. How is she? - It's not looking good.
Oh, this day is gonna be much better than I thought it was gonna be. Heh.
Okay.
...when I was making love to her and thought she was you...
It's just...
I could use a challenge. It's getting pretty easy.
[BOTH SPEAKING IN DUTCH]
I'll be back in a minute.
...there's very a noticeable rip.
Or we could put it right here. Aw! Cute, right?
If I just don't look at you for a while.
[STAMMERING]
So she stole your pants...
Uh, I won't take no for an answer.
"Relinquish" is just a fancy word for "lose."
Okay.
You'll know it's mine because on the right cup, the lacy part...
Hi, it's Eric, from the Halloween party. Ursula's fiancé.
All the lies, the way she used me.
- I think I know what's going on here. - You do?
I could take care of the baby, I could come over whenever I want...
And yet you don't recognize that you're crazy?
Sorry. I just saw Ursula.
You know, I would, but it's just too painful.