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Sit right here, young ladies
No, that's not what I'm here for.
He's gonna be a new character on the show.
Look, this Santa person clearly made you very happy.
Listen, I've got seven dollars in my piggy bank.
Oh, and by the way, Rupert, after what I saw,
The chef was not happy about it.
Dick dick doo
I drank too much and went over to yell at her.
He's very scared, so I have to sit here with him.
Okay. She had six well-done hamburger patties
You know, the same feeling you got when you were five
Wow. Okay.
Yes, Meg. It's me, Santa.
ANNOUNCER: Subway. Have it your way.
I can't go back to Santa, man! I can't!
(to tune of "Silent Night"): ¶ Die Hard ¶
¶ Medicine was rare ¶
¶ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ¶
Hey, uh, Meg? Uh, can you cut that out?
(Lois's voice): I said it's time to get up.
(flaps like a penguin)
I mean, Santa Claus was bouncing us on his knee.
You know who else kept a list? Hitler.
-So, I'm-I'm sitting on Santa's lap... -Oh, dear.
Oh, look, there's all the Jewish kids
-Look, I don't feel comf... -Please! It's Christmas. Please!
for the Vitamix.
I told you. I'm the real Santa.
Whenever you need me,
in this glass of water.
There you are.