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-MALL SANTA: Next. -See? 400 minutes.
(bawling)
Okay, little guy. You're up.
I'm just sorry you had to see it.
Let's just call him "Beard Boy."
Oh, don't worry, Meg. I brought this handkerchief
I'm tennis bad boy Jimmy Connors.
You're in love with Santa?
You're welcome, Meg.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
SANTA: Meg?
while she was riding a horse or something.
-Gross. -So, how did you like the show?
original Christmas song, "Die Hard."
Were you the Santa at this mall yesterday?
Yes, I'm the real Santa Claus.
And as long as you believe, it'll always be with you.
I want to know all about him.
It happens to every girl their first time.
-What does... what does that have to do with... -Just do it!
-You guys must be excited. -(burps) Ugh, not at all.
You've just got to find your one thing that works.
until they look like a young girl's Snapchat filter.
-Yeah. This guy gets it. -(blows raspberry)
One reason I work as a seasonal elf
Okay. Don't want people just coming in whenever.
¶ Jingle bells, jingle bells ¶
I can't tell you explicitly, since we're owned by Disney,
(retching)
We're making the bread, sir.
¶ Die Hard ¶
(laughing)
Is this still that Santa thing? Get over it.