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I wonder what I'll see on my first time.
All hail the great Santa Claus.
We've got to visit Santa at another mall.
-Next. -No!
Ho, ho, ho. Of course.
(clears throat)
but it took place on Christmas Eve,
Lady, I've been thrown head first into so many gongs,
He's kind and warm. He loves unconditionally,
Which happened!
They said my Santa would be here, and you're not him.
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
Wait, are you sure you're the real Santa Claus?
It was... it was... Just look at the picture!
it can't just disappear.
¶ He ran outside in his bare feet ¶
¶ ¶
Yes, it is. Now, sit down.
jammed into a hard taco shell.
So, Christmas, huh?
No. L-Last night, I was weeping outside my ex-wife's apartment.
I... I-I really got to go behind the car.
Mind if I have one?
Girl
Oh, no.
-Hello again. -Hi.
Meg, there's a lot I have to get done here,
But just in case, here. I want you to have these.
¶ It's a bad idea ¶
I try to visit every mall at least once during Christmas.
but let me just say that
Except Long Island malls.
(tires screeching)
Yeah, he's not your guy, Meg.
And it got a little faster,
¶ ¶
I'm totally real, so don't tell anyone about this
¶ And that's our biggest fear, oh... ¶
¶ John McClane ¶
Would you mind bouncing me a little?