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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
To jump-start a car, first, pop the hood.
Okay, the game is No-Limit Deuce-To-Seven Lowball.
Then you take these bad boys and clip them anywhere on the engine.
Thank you.
Oh, my God, I would get so fat if I worked here.
(WHOOPING)
off my wall sockets with a metal fork
MICHAEL: Yes! Yes!
Do you use Tide detergent?
Do you have any blonde women?
Okay! All right, I'll do it.
From the top. Ready? Three...
Ruddy cheeks, thick calves, no tats, no moles.
If you don't get a stripper, your party's gonna suck.
No, I'm sure you're right.
Oh, okay. Good.
Hello, hello. Todd Packer.
When... When did... When, last night?
No, stats... Of course i have those...
Secrets Secrets are no fun
We're going to be doing some darts,
Hello, Son.
"Hey, everybody, it's me, Jim."
Is it the same grill you grilled your foot on?
Guys... Beef! Its whats for dinner
We are still going to be having two parties,
You know what I find sexy? Robs arts
Well, you're very saucy.
JIM: Are you okay?
No. Come on.
That is so sweet.
And…
You've got to get your REM cycle
On the other hand, I'm afraid she's gonna dump me.
Here we go.