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reading and writing would pay off?
- Yes, sir, can I get you something? - Playing cards, notepad...
the pitiless bark of the sea lion.''
Look, Marge, that guy has the same last name we do. Taxi.!
Congressman, we want to drill for oil in Teddy Roosevelt's head.
I would like to read a different essay, if I may?
I know, honey, but just sit still.
[ Marge ] Here we are, kids. The Watergate.
His job description clearly specifies an illiterate
Well, okay, which one do you want?
Yeah. Win this.
Wow, a bald eagle.
How dumb do they think I am? Huh? A check?
''Give me learning, sir, and you may keep your black bread.''
Mr. Simpson, I can assure you, this check of yours is nonnegotiable.
Are you interested in politics or government?
The truth must be told.
particularly the courageous Lisa Simpson...
- Thank you. - [ Applause ]
See where it says ''Void, void, void'' and ''This is not a check''?
No, thank you. I'd rather push this button. Oops!
That thing is really, really, really... good.
Will the winning essay be… bubble on, o melting pot?
Little boy, I bet you'd like to visit the cockpit.
- Boo! - Oh, boo yourself.
Have either of you ever run into any problems because of your superior ability?
We will now vote on the House bill 1 022--
[ Chuckles ]
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
Lis, you taught me to stand up for what I believe in.
that the price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
I don't think real checks have exclamation points.
Hey, watch it, chief.
- Thank you. - Oh, this guy is awful.
and the NFL Punt, Pass and Kick Competition.
Where else but in America or possibly Canada
seven red stripes and a hell of a lot of stars.''
It's all yours. Whatever you say.