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[ Moaning ]
Will you look at Principal O'Donnell go biking?
- Now, basically, what we wanna do is cut her down. - Uh-huh.
I-- [ Laughs ] I never quite know how to put this.
Folks, we print more than 1 8 million bills a day.
People are gonna notice those trees are gone.
Mom, it's a nice thought, but we both know that this is the pony to bet on.
I am the American nonvoter.''
Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool!
Honest Abe-- he'll show me the way.
[ Imitating Machine Guns Firing And Bombs Exploding ]
I'm rich! [ Shuddering, Panting ]
Your laundry, sir.
- Well, hi there. You must be Lisa Simpson. - Hello, sir.
That's why whenever I see the stars and stripes...
That reminds me. ''Seven ways to spice up your marriage.''
Wow. ''Win a trip to Washington, D.C.
Now there is a politician who cares.
[ Dog Whimpering ]
And Trong has won both the Westinghouse Talent Search...
His job description clearly specifies an illiterate.