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-You carry a piece? -No.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Hey, Travis.
...the garbage and the trash off the sidewalks.
fuck her in the mouth, in the ass. Come on her face.
That'll stop anything that moves.
They're wearing rhinestone T-shirts. They start arguing and yelling.
A cup of coffee, please.
You know, eye shadow, mascara...
Notice anything?
...and that hand missing on that hand...
May 26th, 4:00 p.m.
Palantine, the man you're volunteering to help elect president.
Too much abuse has gone on for too long.
She could've had anything she wanted.
Some.
It's getting harder and harder, and it's throbbing now.
Hey, don't be hitting my man!
No.
Yeah, happens to the best of them.
We’re just different.
I won't say anything.
You know what he told me about you?
I've been going with a girl for several months...
Iris.
...and I jump in the back seat and whip it out. I said, You know what this is?
Fifty pull-ups. There will be no more pills.
...protect me from myself.
Now he's getting a divorce anyway.
That .38, you go out and hammer nails with it all day...
The papers always blow these things up.
"My Man Is Loaded. Loaded."
Succulent morsel, more like...
Just a minute.
You wanna fuck me?
Hi, Melio.
-lf I had known-- -These the only movies you go to?
I must tell you that I am more optimistic now than ever before.
i'm a libra too
Okay. See you tomorrow.
Damn, man!
There's lots of shit around.
-Do I know you? -No.
Organiz-ized. It's a joke.
Officer.
happy birthday to yooou! happy birthday to yooou! happy birthday to yooou! la la la la tadaaa! la la la la tadaaa! la la la tadaaa!
Well, only a jackass would carry that cannon in the streets like that.
There will be no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body.
You get a job, you become the job.
-How do you wanna make it? -l don't wanna make it. Who's Sport?
Come on.
You saying that about me?
Then why are you asking me for action?
I don't want you to take anything from them.
You mean organiz-ize. Like those little signs in offices that say, Thimk.
It's got a really nice action to it and a heck of a wallop.
-Let's go. Give me the damn cash. -Don't shoot.
-Hey, Wiz. -That's Blush-on. My wife uses it.
You better take your ass out, boy!
We are selling mouthwash.
A dollar eighty-five.
Those midgets are funny.
Then what exactly do you want?
The room'll cost you 1 0 bucks.
-You've done this before? -Yes, don't worry.
I don't go screw and fuck with killers and junkies the way you do.
You gotta know our marriage wasn't legal.
É isto hahah
Because it's crowded on 57th.
But you must know that the reason that I didn't marry him...
-Be careful today. -Right. Will do.
Well, I try to be real quick.
-One o'clock? -One o'clock.
Organiz-ized.
Did I tell you to put--? Did I tell you to do that with the meter?
...l saw in your eyes and how you carried yourself...
I'm the--? I'm square? You're the one that's square, man.
You wanna work uptown? South Bronx, Harlem?
How olecks looks at borz after borz's mom gives him the most fire cut
-How's your driving record? -lt's clean.
Fair Lawn, New Jersey.
When that cigarette burns out, your time is up.
Stop!
That one, the one that's sitting there.
-Where are you going? -l have to leave now.
.38s? .45s? .357 Magnums? Something bigger, maybe?
Hello.
...you are something of a hero around this household.
Holds 6 shots in the clip, 1 in the chamber…. If you’re dumb enough to put 1 in the chamber.
what world *you* from?!
CE LAI CON ME CIAO
Give me a break.
But, you know, in my fucking cab, don't go busting heads.
Fucking Mau Mau land.
May 1 0th.
But that's not my apartment.
Come on! Come on, let's go! Let's go! Move it!
In which case, for you, l'd recommend...
I will.
We, the people, suffered. We still suffer...
That's it. You're a Scorpion. I can tell every time.
I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn. I take them to Harlem.
You talking to me?
I'm hip.
...and now our lives are full again.
Travis.
So they just...
Look, just fill out these forms and check back tomorrow...