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You can get in trouble selling pharmaceuticals in a campaign office.
-Yeah. -Yeah, you see it. Good.
-That guy keeps following us. -Don't look at him.
Goddamn!
...and you sell your little pussy for nothing, man?
Dig the symbols.
-l'll be here. -I'm sure you will.
Give him some air!
...through the heart of the many.
Here is a man who would not take it anymore.
Then I pick up these two fags. They're going downtown.
Can I talk to you at least? Won't you at least talk to me? I didn't know you'd--
Now, bitch, be cool!
You should see what Aldo’s gonna do do to a singlecuts audience
You sell your Little pussy For nothing, man
I’m your little piece of chicken
Unfortunately, we cannot afford to come to New York again...
Because she sent me over.
Goddamn it!
Travis?
I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.
Will you work Jewish holidays
Stickup?
They're more imaginative. I have a better chance of winning.
Her name is Betsy, but I can tell you no more than that.
when i get paid me obsessed with alcohol
I don't have anything better to do with my money.
Please, just leave. This is no place to do this.
Did you ever try looking at your own eyeballs in the mirror?
When I walked in, I knew I was right. Did you feel that way?
Otherwise, I never would've felt that I had the right to talk to you.
How's lris?
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"God! I Don't Know Who's Weirder, You Or Me."
Damn.
-Why? I'll tell you why. -Yeah.
Yeah, you know. You're all right. You're all right.
Can I call you?
-How much for everything? -All together?
Are you calling me a Twat?
Oh, it looks so good.
I noticed your little pin there. That's like a signal, isn't it?
What's that?
How do you like that?
you know like a rabbit HIP -HOP he he
Sure. You know what you remind me of?
-You got a .44 Magnum? -lt's an expensive weapon.
Hey!
I've been a cabbie for 1 7 years. Ten years at night.
And I wanna do it.
-Suspicious. -Yeah.
Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads.
-Were you in the Army? -Marines.
I'm working long hours now.
Taxi!
I don't know.
I never seen a commune before, but I don't know.
Okay.
Don't you wanna make it?
I saw you coming, you fuck.
This is yours.
...as you can well imagine.
Betsy!
Don't answer.
Driver, 48th and 6th, please
O-R-G-A-N-E-Z-I-E-Z-D.
...when I said Let the people rule...
Won't you take the record?
All right, all right, I'm coming down there.
You never spend any time with me anymore.
...whatsoever.
Got the money?
It does to some. Some won't even take spooks.
Ask Travis. He's a ladies' man.
Oh, my name is Travis. Betsy?
He's the worst...
Yeah, I have.
Would you like to have some dinner with me...
How much I need you.
But I figure you've been around a lot, so you could....
I gotta get in shape now. Too much sitting has ruined my body.
I really....
How you doing? Listen, I'm sorry about the other night.
And I think you need something.
And then perfume. The spray kind.
Shit.
Each night when I return the cab...
Walt Whitman, that great American poet...
I had black coffee and apple pie with a slice of melted yellow cheese.
I tried several times to call her...
Put it-- That's right. Put it-- Put it down!
I'm working long hours now.
Why?