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Uh-huh.
Yes, we were. Heh. Come here, gorgeous.
(Snaps Fingers)
And here's something rich.
Some girl.
It was really top drawer!
What do you think?
Holy crap!
Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy?
Oh, God. Is that veal?
Wow, you, uh, seemed pretty insulted by that.
Just for a few seconds so I can know what it is. Please?
She hot?
Or maybe just a wing. Or a...
All right, sweetheart. This is only because I love you so much.
It's a nice place, but I gotta say, I don't know if I see myself living here.
Guess what. I made Emma laugh today.
Yeah, and it was, uh, like, uh, a real little person laugh too.
- Hey. - Hey, listen.
- It's so nice to finally meet you. - And you.
...and beat the mustache off his face.
Look at these videos. I mean, who does he think he is?
This is great! This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football!
- That's not me! - What?
People eat birds. Bird meat.
- But let's be real. - All right, stop.
Okay, uh, please laugh for Mommy. Please?
Is all of this about you not being able to grow a mustache?