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It's less than 24 hours till my drug test!
The saddest part is:
No, stop! I'll give you the combination
Robots... trying to kill me.
♪ Wave the flags that the robots made ♪
You know what I think, Moe? I think you ain't got the guts!
Our primary directive...
You do not want to be around for that.
The world's smallest violin.
and they will replace you.
What the...?
Oh, your father must be sleeping on his side again.
I've sure earned this!
Well, at least it doesn't feel pain.
The designated hitter corrupts the purity of an otherwise elegant game. Illogical. Illogical.
Hey, Homer, you know what I'm playing for ya?
Dad, they can only go three miles an hour!
But instead of getting powerful,
the super-intelligent kangaroos we've been breeding!
Uh, just don't ask me to drive you to the airport.
This is the last time I pay the price
it almost seems stupid.
No! I'm already using it to put my keys in.
Homer, show a little more sensitivity
with one door.
Hey.
all players get a turn "at bat."
The designated hitter corrupts the purity