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- He just needs to beat the Indian kid. - If I do this, you'll rehire me?
Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn't even know who his real father is.
I'm sorry. This is Mrs. Featherbottom.
But the guard had recently lost halfhis tie to Office Magic.
But now that we're thinking about it, I seem to remember the other guy won the title...
You know, and I never meant to, um- I didn't even mean to fire you.
but I finally found a new Father.
Cheat out. You have to cheat out a little bit.
Hey, it's Star Dork.
Believe me. I dated a chick like that once in high school.
I'm sorry. I didn't call any-
Back to work.
- What do you need the camera for? - I'm making a magic video.
The girls like him just fine. Young and old. It doesn't matter.
although, fortunately, not since we moved to Corona del Mar.
- Neither of them do. - Sorry. Guess I shouldn't have said anything.
in the morning into lunchtime!
Well, if your son wants more than two percent, he's gonna have to go after Steve Holt.
How could I have the heart to tell her it's because her father moved out?
- You're not wanted here! - Gob.
Course, we both need the work.
I do all the work. I've been helping you. That's over now.
You cut off my hand! Worth every penny.
- I'm firing you! - I was firing Lupe!
Well, she was so excited the hot water in the shower was lasting longer.
If that one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant.
Haven't thought about that for years. Good memory.
I tied with Bart Simpson and "School Sucks."
- I want you to do it. - I don't think I'm ready.
but instead, intercepted her mother's housekeeper...
for the job of president, you're too late.
to unveil George Michael's new message.
I'm calling it tricks. Wait for it. Around the office
She'll forgive ya. You're George Michael.
you know, and I never meant to, um- I didn't even mean to fire you.
Yeah. I gave it to the tech guy. Don't worry. It's very tastefully done.
Also, I don't think this is a real toilet.
but I've already found a replacement.