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And nobody's gonna take it away from me.
Mike...
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! I did it!
- Computer magazine columnist. Something with computers. - Well, I use a computer.
while a slimmer man would have fallen to his death.
I'm burning precious calories.
I need a miracle.
Ooh! "An urgent plea from Edward James Olmos. "
Dad!
Homer. You're, uh, on the towel rack.
Hee-hee-hee! I pity those poor suckers on the freeway.
Now, Homer, if there's anything else I can do for you...
- What are you talking about? - What I'm saying, sir, is that a man of your carriage...
- Bad day at the rat races? - Yeah.
Well, sir. Many of our clients find pants confining...
Workers, please. There'll be time for the frozen-pudding wagon later.
I see "Esk," "Catarol," and "Pig Up. "
"Venting prevents explo-si-on. "
Oh, it's a dream come true, boy.
One, ha-ya-yah.
"Check core temperature?
could you give me a little push in the opposite direction?
Remember when I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat?
Yes
"If you weigh more than 300 pounds...