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- You wanna go out...? - Sorry.
You have to have that desire,
I chose you because I am hoping that you will ask yourself,
The smart money says you'll be cleaning it tomorrow.
No one? Self-five.
Who else? Who else did you bang?
You're always there when we need you.
to have a janitor make more than you?
- You're doing fine, Barbie. - Thank you.
to be rehashing our college sexual conquests
Mr Weinberg has dementia but still enjoys his ronking.
So maybe you should stop being all mad at me when, really,
In breaking news, there's been a multiple car pile-up on the throughway.
Mind-numbing monotony.
- is by using pregnancy as a trap. - What?
I said, I think you may not be the worst resident ever,
I'm going home to see my son.
- Hey, congratulations. - For what, jackass?
You're easily startled, you're constantly overwhelmed.
and we'll replace you with a giant time clock?
Man, why'd you even show up this weekend?
Holy crap. Run away. Run away. Run away.
Even if you hadn't just missed blinding me earlier,
The only problem is I'm fresh out of blue ribbons,
and monitor your arrival times this week. Ted?
Paperwork.
- No, you didn't. - I did.
I don't care if I hurt his feelings, I got absolutely crushed tonight.