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- "And the Lord said 'Go, Sox. "' - Dad, don't you have to work today?
Aaagh!
Yeah? That "badass" just gave half his gold to orphans.
A little chicory perks up the taste of roasted coffee beans. It's a good thing.
I'm just a bit testy. Stop staring at my tail!
Barbie has a Dream Car, but you don't see eight-year-old kids driving. They're fun toys.
But I gotta warn you, I've made some enemies on the Hill.
I'm Nudes on Ice!
Well, that's my mama!
Oh no, no no no no no no no no!
And for what? Martha Stewart?
It's nothing a little phone call can't take care of.
Hey. Hey, Armey. Hey, what's your wife's name? Vagina Coastguard?
Aha! Liar. Tomorrow, my office, 9.30.
I'm so glad you talked us all into playing hooky.
If you want Mr Weed to respect you, you're gonna have to earn it.
I know a lot of you are already on my side.
You can't pull the kids out of school for a baseball game.
"Yes, they call me Bill
All right, Mike. The word again is "onomatopoeia".
And check out the new toys we're making.
Peter, answer me!
My baby is some kind of diabolical genius bent on world domination!
According to recent polls, air is good
My God! I shall cherish this for ever.
Ah.
I don't get it. I could ride it to the store, I guess.
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Your father's doing great work. Life's never been better.
They sent Martha Stewart to help me with the housework.