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How do you respond to that?
- OK. - Great.
According to recent polls, air is good.
- That was just a loud yelping noise. - Jeez, Lois. I thought you'd be proud of me.
Mr Harrison? I see those government guys you were telling me about.
You're an evil child.
Hehe Tastes like happy!
But I'll tell you what didn't kill her... Smoking.
And so on behalf of the El Dorado Cigarette Company,
That turned out to be gas.
I'm kidding. Get in the car. We're going to a skin bar.
So Aunt Bee has a place to let her pies cool.
This company has been taken over by a conglomerate.
Can't we eat? I'm so hungry, I could ride a horse.
I'll trade you this baseball for your souvenir bat.
Are you snacking yet?!
I'm tired of Mr Weed treating me like a common doormat.
I'll have that fixed for you, sir.
I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second
- Dad, what's the blowhole for? - I'll tell you what it's not for, son.
He's the spokesman for his entire industry.
- He's only half-Jewish. - You're fired.
That wasn't funny. I thought you were Jewish.
Excuse me. Do you have a dollar? I'm a little short.
Oh.
Yeah? That "badass" just gave half his pay cheque to orphans.
Are ya christian yet?
You mean the way you've morally bankrupted America?
- What's the matter? - I just had the strangest dream.
He doesn't mean it. It's the lack of nicotine.
Baba Booie Baba Booie USA USA USA USA!!!
The new owners gave everyone raises.
What about that graph on the wall that says