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I propose we send a message to tobacco companies
- Good news about the Yankees. - I hate them.
Don't you remember? You gave me writers.
and they're both "Sssmokin'!"
The Fountain Waterbeds to sing our song
- How did it go? - I'm not finished yet.
Babaooey! Bababooey!
- Hi, Kenneth. Did I get any mail? - No! If you come any closer, I'll slice ya!
OK, OK. Man, what a badass.
Even Kenneth, the badass mail clerk with the heart of gold.
ENGLISH SDH
Excuse me. Al Gore? George W Bush?
I'm just a bit testy. Stop staring at my tail!
Wait. Didn't we just make a fat, stupid guy president?
Trust me. The last thing we want is to get kids to start smoking.
Ladies and gentlemen of Congress, I am here today to talk to you about smoking.
Since I became president, profits have been higher than Alyssa Milano.
What the hell? "El Dorado Cigarettes"? That's who bought your company?