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- Mom! - Honey, your face smells fine.
The you who said you hated you. You, who love, hate, Yankees, clouds...
Cool! That's imitatable.
You may have killed her when you hit her with the stool. I'm not a doctor.
That's just something my son made me in art class.
in the same room as Clarence Thomas, you've never been in the same state.
- Oh, God. No, seriously. What's his name? - Dick Armey.
I don't care for Pottery Barn.
"On which we used to rely?
- I'm not taking my shirt off. - There. Now they're old news.
Ah.
Look how happy those morons are.
R.I.P.
All right, Dad!
Please, Peter. Your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs.
- OK. OK, sure. - All right. Why not?
I mean, would you really be the president of a company that didn't care about kids?
Oh, my God! Stewie, no! Oh, God. What have I done?
Instead of a smart guy, we should send a moron they can relate to.
Are ya votin' yet?
But, hey, I guess anything's better than looking at your smelly face!
According to recent
Where are we going to find someone who's that stupid?
- But you just said you hated me. - But... not you the president.