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We thought you were safe in bed,
Eddie, stop reading that trash.
Whoa.
We're getting this.
My tux still fits, but my shoes don't.
so you can keep sleeping.
What are you doing out of here?
Unlike you, I can't sit around, drinking martinis all day.
she was willing to waste electricity.
No way Jessica would allow that. It has "pay" in the title.
Yes.
What are you talking about?!
But after a good night's sleep,
So, your mom's been out of commission for a day.
But dry Alpha-Bits taste gross.
We're off to run some errands. We'll be gone for awhile.
How do I put this delicately?
Mm.
We're not getting that.
Pick one!
Now, we're all going to have to dig deep
It's not easy for me, either, always having to be vigilant...
Sure.
Big Wrestling stopped caring about the common man years ago.
Of course. Never better!
Went from 27 to 30 inches. Your mom will never notice.
Wish you were there to stop me from losing 50 bucks to Marvin.
I'm calling it... "Breaking Ribs."
Sorry.
I don't see myself washing my hands anytime soon.
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