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What do I know about kids?
for a man who doesn't care,
Welcome, Your Majesty.
More like when Snow White kissed Dopey.
Man, have I been aging badly.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 11 = 7040
And she's only 12. Eight.
A lot of spinning wheels and witches treating you like crap?
Chicka Chicka 123. Will there be a place for me?
I was a young woman who wanted to see the world,
and watches TV.
She is my true treasure.
And because you can't strangle a girl.
A woman has allowed you to sire her children?
that you have to let them be who they are
So the good king's cheap uranium will
And after you eat the soup you can eat the bowl
and she certainly might be eternally grateful.
Excellent.
#i’m so scared #scaredy-cat #mothers #leafblowers
Oh, that's right, I'm from South Africa.
Thanks to that Earth-smooching buttinski,
I was sure the guy was on the level
That makes sense.
Go back? But I didn't show you the place
Well, despite all that, today's going to be fun, Dad!
Oh, uh, I will turn this corn chip into a wonderful meal,
Really?
that will undo the terrible damage done by my other schemes.
Watch that girl like a hawk.
That's really stuck there good.
keep her out of trouble.
Also... maybe... I wanted to talk more to you?
but I do not eat monkey brains from a skull.