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Yeah marriage stinks...
I've always wanted to live with a guy.
Oh, okay.
I just never want to get married again.
...your ass is gonna get bigger...
No, I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to, too.
- So we're doing it? - Yeah, let's do it. Let's live together.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Except that I do want to get married.
No, no, no. It wasn't because of your money problems.
...you were all caught up in the whole soccer-mom thing...
Excuse me.
Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any weirder.
Oh, my God, I do.
Yes Deer
Have you seen our bank statement? Can this be right?
I love your breasts the way they are.
I wanna live with you too. I mean, let's do that.
But you're finally doing something that you love.
I mean, not for me, because I'm only pretending to hold it, but for these guys.
Yeah, maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.
yes dear chandler Yes dear
- I thought you guys didn't have secrets. - That will remain the official party line.
I put that tube top on as a joke.
- Thank you? - No, no. Don't thank me.