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Peter, please, that's just a place mat
Want half a Mounds bar?
Ah friendly fire
I can't wait for you to fall asleep tonight.
waiting for shrimp over the course of their lives.
Ah, now this is music.
If anyone's digging into this little kid's grave, it's me!
I mean, so what we won't be able to pay to fix them veins in your legs.
And since you were so well-behaved at the dentist,
Someone said that to me once, now I say it.
You sons of bitches, this is my...
"This square shall forever honor the memory of my son, Timmy Musket.
Hey, guys, who wants to dig for buried treasure with me?
Whoo!
The Earth neither hates nor loves,
Those numbers still don't add up!
he just wasted it on all those diamond pinkie rings for everybody.
"Always a chip off the old Block.
by British soldiers during the Revolutionary War.
And he probably misspelled "missus" because he was drunk when he wrote it.
Ugh, that's it! All right, fat man, two can play at that game.
You're you, and I'm Peter, only with much worse knees.