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I'm dipping this celery stalk into some blue cheese.
H-Hold on a second, he's got a smudge on his face.
Hey, what, hey, no, no, no!
Does this guy really think we're his parents?
You, do something exceptional.
I do it every day.
♪ Gonna pay for dinner, take me to see a movie ♪
our little commercial star and his big payday.
I can't stress the littleness of it enough.
I passed out at the Tom Petty concert last night
but I did quite enjoy the dancing and the cocaine.
bleed from the nose.
Shut your hole, bitch!
No, Chris. Not yay.
Yes! That! Is! How! You! Do it!!
Gin and Tonic In the Morning
Whose kid is that?
You'd have no way of knowing this,
We can put it right into Stewie's college fund.
♪ Way back when ♪
It's great for Stewie.
Oh, my God, I wasn't even supposed to be here.
Oh, my grundle.
Would you like flat or sparkling water to start?
just try to keep Stewie's best interests in mind.
Yeah! Bye, juice!
without turning down your radio first?
garbage and luck.
That was really great, Jake.
Oh, that's our son, Stewie.
My son got crapped on in the last Jackass movie.
Your face is upside-down,
You know, this is a nice dinner and all,
as my skin browns and hardens.
with the sleep deprivation and narcotics?
And here's a trick to keep that confidence up.
Go Crappy Car Go