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I'm afraid that's impossible.
If it's all right with you, I'd like to go back to teaching the third grade.
What did you get in a fight about?
Dear Jesus! Hang on, lady!
and so the SWAT team will now attempt to disarm the device.
I'll kill you!
All right, children, I hope you all did your...
I have had it!
Tom, I'm standing about two miles outside of Denver,
that his novel won the gay Pulitzer prize
Go ahead. Whip them out, and I'll suck them.
Mr. Garrison, you knew how to reach these kids.
- No! - What?
Oh, my God!
Oh, what am I doing? I'm gonna get myself killed.
Hey, guess what, everybody?
- Gentlemen. - Children, I will have order!
what kind of explosives we're actually dealing with here?
What a bitch.
Counsellor Mackey's penis in the men's locker room?
I'm gay.
- Huh? - Everything was great in third grade.
What do you think, too forward?
6, 5...
We're not on speaking terms.
Closer!
I'm heading up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind
- Timmy you have to stop! - No!
Remember how it used to be in the third grade?
You must face me at last.
More like "Ms Makes-Me-Sick."
but this is the fourth grade, and it is time to go to work!
Ban My nipples
Hey, hurry up in there.
The Lieutenant Commander Data Theory, however,
It's okay!
Mr... Mr. Garrison?
You must extinguish it with a vulgar suggestion.
And what about the time you masturbated