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I'm supposed to be shoveling the driveway.
You guys mind stopping for just one minute?
They're too stupid to notice I snuck into the kitchen
All right, now that that's settled,
¶ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ¶
You know, I've always been afraid of being old,
Oh, my God, we were so wrong about that.
and turned up the gas before I left.
-and I want to thank... -(cork pops)
Heaven is filled with every actor who ever died?
No, we won't cry for him, we will celebrate his life.
I-I don't understand why I'm the person
Wow, so you, uh, really went all-in
Cowgirl
I haven't seen you in almost 50 years.
Winnie the Pooh casket."
CHRIS' PENIS: Who's out there?.
You have to come back.
Uh-oh, there's a lot of guys
Beg your pardon.
Can I interest you in a nightcap?
(rattling nearby)
Anyway, that's why I left.
When the Dwayne Johnson Center for Confusing Ethnicity
Wow, that is way behind.
SINGERS (on radio): ¶ Quahog 97 ¶
I-I'm just trying to see my folks.
Yeah, what's the problem?
Now all we can do is wait.
Tom, I'm standing here with flawless skin
ever since they opened three ice cream stores in town.