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* All the things that make us *
Seize your moment.
This Is Why The Other Countries Are Beating Us, You Know!
Me! I'm a black guy.
remove all traces of unease and doubt,
U s a l r f g d d t y d s c d s d x d t t a e t y g l t y h f f p e t g u s a l ----
Here's the update from the local authorities
* To a secret land of love *
Velha coroca porque eu tenho que Fazer cocô na banheira?
* My boy, between the two of us *
If we get back home alive,
It sure looks that way.
I'd like those things for us, Chris.
Thank you.
You know, Mom, I saw this thing on the Discovery Channel
Daddy, that's not a real person.
Trouble is, I know Petty is a petulant princess with a big horse face.
(angrily): Starlight Exprs!
(duck quacks)
or, like, a "she eats a lot of milk products
Okay, you made your point.
You're a fraud. I am not.
#peter and Jerome 1:00 #peter and Chris 0:11 #quagmire 1:00 #chris 0:10
* A special person's wettest dream *
I'm sensing something psychic.
Yes, good, good.
were different than the rest of us, but you're not.
* And then you're gonna take it for a whirl *
* Your finger's up your nose and you are dripping with drool *
Oh, I knew they'd find you.
#jeff #klaus #hayley #toshi
Because, if the circumstances were such,
What am I gonna do?
That's what I want to find out. What?
Well, he's an Asian fella-- Melvin Hu.
I'm performing a psychic reading.
* As if you're on a farting streak *
Thanks, Stewie.
(applause)
No! She says Bactine hurts.