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And what do you know about stem cells?
Oh, Doctor.
And so, you see, now that the ban on stem cell research has been lifted,
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
I kind of always thought you were my best friend.
Doctor, can we turn off that television?
If you never give it a lollipop to begin with,
Oh, okay.
Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"
Well, I'm sorry, but we can't buy those from you now.
Excuse me, ma'am, can I interest you in selling your aborted foetus?
Telling me what your heart meant
Well, so then, if the stem cells were placed next to a Shakey's Pizza,
and you'd have your own Shakey's Pizza
All right, Mrs. Anders, all ready for your abortion?
I'm leaving right now.
Damn, I'm good.
Young man, do you know where you're going?
Cool, because I'm currently in possession of some aborted foetuses
You'll take one? Okay, how much for one?
I put the stem cells from all the foetuses I had next to Shakey's,
- All right. Butters! - Yeah?
but I've got 30 some-odd human foetuses in my backyard!
- Seventy-five dollars? Well, all right. - Great, just sign right here, please.
Hey, kid...