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Yeah!
The "T" stands for "Terrific".
- # Sometimes we disagree # - Quit it.
Right, that's mother's intuition. You can't argue with that.
You kids, fuck, don't fuck around with your fucking mom!
We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs.
But I have to know for sure.
Shut up, Cartman!
Wow, that's pretty cool.
I don't think we're supposed to go in there, Stan.
We thought the ends justified the means,
We'll cut them up into little pieces and feed them to a dog.
How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?
There... see? I touched marijuana.
And that show is so stupid.
and we stayed up all night having s-s-sex.
you don't wanna go through life without one of your hands.
got caught in a "matrix-anx" time plane?
and every detail of your house.
Oh whoa, man, it's you!
ever since my future self moved in. I hate him.
Here it is... Motivationcorp.
After that, I'll bail.
Hey, that's neat-o, huh, Stan?
Oh dude, I should've never touched that marijuana.
Yes, well, I've done my job, haven't I?
# My future self n' me #
Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success.
# But in the end, we know we're good for each other #
Sure, uh, uh...
Yeah, well, 300 gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden.
And the commercial where two kids have pot
No, that's too extreme!
but they don't. They just don't, son!
Me and my girlfriend took it,
Nobody wants to touch it.
and lies are never the right way to get your message across.
Just forget it, Cartman, you don't know what you're doing!
The man claimed to be from the future
Uh, look, it was fake in the future too!
Go have sex with yourself, asshole! I'm not that stupid!
Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center
I don't believe that he's my future self.
Ohh...
Oh, I don't know.
Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials
Wait, Stan becomes this douche bag?
Motivationcorp takes care of everything.
is go with baby green in the living room
that you aren't good at anything.
from the beginning.
and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh?