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I cooked you a huge box of cookies as a present.
Oh, Christmas.
Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence
Oh, God!
Those assholes aren't our future selves,
Oh...
Alright, so we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night...
What we're gonna do, Butters,
See, the best way to try to motivate somebody
that we used a big scare tactic instead of telling you the truth.
Atta boy, Eric, you made the right choice!
Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me!
or else they'll never learn.
Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood
I think you're gonna be very pleased with the results.
Harmless?
Just go away before we call the police.
That's fine if you're gay, Butters, I don't care
We want a textured effect on the nut n' corn crunch poop!
and they need to meet me right away, back at my office.
It's just a little weird having to keep lying to our boy like this.
our parents hired them to make us more motivated!
It sure should!
See, this is exactly why I started this business.
Pepete! Carlos! Vamanos!
The note will inform them that a problem has come up
And then we can make our wieners bigger
I don't know.
Stan, whatever has happened, we're going to help you.
You didn't say anything then.
Oh, Jesus Christ, help me!
Why, if Professor Chaos were here, he would make everyone pay!
Well, son, we've just been trying to make sure
I just have to go to their office
He's me when I'm 32.
No, you know what I think?
he'll be playing the role of your future son.
- Where is he now? - Probably watching "Becker".
Oh man, could you all excuse me for a second?