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- Would you excuse me for a sec? - Yeah, sure.
Sorry I'm a little late. Uh...
So where'd you grow up?
Oh, I almost forgot. I didn't pay you the rent.
...is there any way that I could substitute the, um...
[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]
Joey, could you get that?
So to sum up...
I'd like to meet him. He sounds like a standup guy.
It does when you combine it with, "This is embarrassing.
Agh, I miss dating. Getting dressed up, going to a fancy restaurant.
This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM chip in it or something!
Or go downtown and listen to some jazz.
- I'm watching Cujo. - Alone?
I'm supposed to teach a seminar there in 10 minutes.
Oh, a subscription to Playboy. My kind of woman.
I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you...
I'm not gonna be able to do that for so long. And it's so much fun.
It's a long walk from the flower shop and I was starting to feel faint, so...