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Yay!
I got a gold star at school today...
That's a Bentley Mark 12. They gave one to me...
Ha, ha.
I'll just throw back my legs and pollute my britches with delight.
If I keep putting work first, I'll lose everyone I care about...
Heh, talk about your runaway government.
...and listen for that little voice inside that tells you what to do.
Hey, hey, hey, goodbye
Hmm?
Hey, honey. Sorry I'm so late.
Look, all market made of drugs.
- What? - Who's naive?
- Knock, knock. - Ah! Mr. Burns.
Oh, yes. Tycoons have been doing it for years.
No!
To achieve my many goals.
- There. - Woo! Published by Kinko's.
Well, my special mixtape will get you going.
...to improve plant efficiency.
Uh, if you say so, sir.
- Yes. - Will you write me a check...
Mr. Burns, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission is here for inspection.
So, kids, it's Valentine's Day, and you know what that means.
- ...in case there's a fire. - Oh, okay.
I say Attack of the Clones sucked more.
Hey, Dad, you said you were gonna play catch with me.
Hmm...
To separate yourself from the herd, just tattle on the cattle."
"Point out problems at your workplace to your boss.
Hey, that's a printer port, not a finger hole.
...as a shark with a gun for a mouth.
Eat crowd, old man!
For dumping that waste, you could go to jail.
I never saw a man take to a Turkish prison so quickly.
Hello.