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Ma! You know I wanted that.
Absolutely. Here. Take 225 from me.
In any event, your punishment is over. Come on. Let's go.
You need to learn a little discipline.
You know there's nothing you can't be totally honest with me about.
- Come on. - Your son is a timid, thoughtful boy.
Well, I didn't make a commitment.
So, having fun?
- This is impossible. Why would he do this? - I know. I was shocked.
is testing the tensile strength of this bracelet as it is.
- Hot Cops? - It's the stripping agency I used to work for.
I don't want your forgiveness. I want the guy with the one arm and the fake blood.
- Might just be a few stems... - Get that out of this house. What's the matter with you?
Oh, Lindsay, before I go, I just have one word for you.
- Cop uniform. - Right.
If I fail at math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work...
And that's why you don't buy peppers from a white guy
to teach his children what he considered valuable life lessons.
- You headed over to your girlfriend's? - Yeah. She's down again.
- J. Walter Weatherman... how do I get ahold of him? - He's, uh, dead.
- What is this? - This is a lesson.
You work here. This place is pot central, right?
I think stress is what leads to trouble...
I guess you're saying, Hit the gas.
- Oh, Michael... - Spare me.
Dumb. Dumb. Dumb, Kelly Kincade.
And that's why you always leave a note.
- What is this? - We had nothin' to do with this!
- I think we're okay. - We are, aren't we?
The week we had the au pair.
I know, but it's an elephant...