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Do you understand? (hans slam the door)
Wait, wait, hang on a second. Are you saying there's more to being Mexican
Oh, my God! That was beautiful! I am proud to be an American,
My blood. I'm a diabetic, and I need you to test it.
- Home of the Whopper? - You've got to be kidding me.
You'll officially be an American citizen.
"The land of the free and the home of the blank."
Oh! Well, good news there. All right, you wanna head down to the INS?
Um...
We are gonna patrol the borders and keep this town as clean as a Jewish porno.
What? No, I was just...
We now return to
See, this isn't so bad.
Oh, dear. You know, Peter, you can always take a citizenship test.
Daddy employs lots of immigrants, and he said you could work at the mansion.
Yeah, you know, so did I. Well, I guess everything's back to normal.
Right away, Mr. Pewterschmidt, sir.
Well, they all do eventually. Except for Noriega.
Why, you son of a bitch.
- Angela, I have a complaint. - What is it, Griffin?
like my cousin Peter the Pig needs a new house.
He stole it! I was gonna do that to my penis!
And here comes the next float, honoring uninjured veterans.
What he just said does not represent the America that I know and love.
Horrible! I never worked so hard in my life.
including the " Behaving Like an American at the Airport" test.
Peter, you do not have to do this.