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Things an umbrella would say.
- You lend me money? - No.
A land where 17 miles is not walking distance.
Look, I don't care what day it is in Mexico, in America we work on weekdays.
Oh, man, not this guy again
Forty-one.
Sweet. I could do that.
And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free
- I don't think so. - Okay.
I'll never forget you, Gerardo.
Yeah, I got a middle seat, so I'm gonna see if I can switch.
Well, I guess everything's back to normal
Peter, Toby Keith doesn't want to be fed. Toby Keith wants to hunt.
But where are those good old-fashioned values
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
Everyone here is the descendant of an immigrant.
- Housekeeping. - Go away.
- And where's my goat? - Peter, why would you do that?
Oh, a Sbarro!
Not good enough, Mr. Pewterschmidt. I want citizenship for everyone here.
- Immigrant life sucks. - But, Peter, life in America is wonderful.
Wow, this is awesome! And later, I'm gonna go lift free weights in a parking lot!
Anybody wanna see my Purple Heart?
- Okay. - Okay.
You have a point, Griffin. Maybe we should run a company-wide check
- Dick York? - No.
Peter, have you seen Stewie's Speedy Gonzales video?