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No. I just need to talk to my...
You are born alone, you damn sure die alone.
I make Turk wax his chest so he doesn't give me a rash.
I am a sex camel.
- I'm going to the show? - You've earned it.
I know, right?
I had decided to take the high road.
The point is, and you might wanna jot this down, only the weak need help.
I'm so annoying, you can't stand working with me for even two days.
That I might get this job and have no one to blame it on if I fail?
Do you know how many times you're a pain and I just let it go?
Actually it's not a helmet. It is a HAIRMET
Relax. I figured it out.
Carla would do anything to help out Turk, no matter what the situation.
- We solved your dumb game. - We been to the libary.
I wouldn't know how long unless I consulted my Friends for Life calendar
Isn't that a coincidence? Thank you for coming by.
Betty from work, how would you feel if I told you we slept together?
Estimated blood loss: 150cc and...
If anyone wants to stop by my condo to celebrate, my husband made sangria.
Your face is red like a strawbrary.
- No. - Four days?
In hospitals, even though you're surrounded by hundreds of people,
You can't make me feel guilty for asking for help.